Hey everybody, I'm brand spanking new to Fairfax, just arrived from New Orleans. I like pretty much all music, excluding polka and Celine Dion; infact I plan on creating a video game called "Infiltrating Dion: Search and Destroy".  I suspect I'm alittle deaf from hearing "WHO WANTS TO DO A KEG STAND!" every Saturday night of highschool.  I love procrastinating, funny winos, sherbert, Corona, and kind people with decent hygeine. I'm extremely shy, but once I learn your name, then I become outgoing.  Oh, I'm majoring in English at George Mason University. I'm interested in learning about philosophy, different religions, and alternative medicine, but at the end of the day I think my brain deletes all that information as hippie nonsense. If you see me dancing, I'm probably drunk.